you know that quiet girl in class?
yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr
This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.
Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.
There’s like a million different ways to say “I love you.”
'Put your seat belt on.'
‘Watch your step.’
‘Get some rest.’
…you just gotta listen.
*gets gay married during the purge*
*smokes marijuana during the purge*
Do you ever go from texting someone every day to realizing you’re always the one texting first, so you eventually stop texting first to see if they ever even notice you two haven’t talked and they don’t realize it so you’re just stuck silently missing them knowing it’s not even worth it anymore because they obviously don’t care
idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk